10. Fenway Park
There's a reason sexual advances are equated to rounding the bases. Sex and baseball belong together. Home to the Boston Red Sox, Fenway opened in 1912 and has plenty of old charm for the horny historian in you. Be like Carlton Fisk and hit a homerun atop the Green Monster in left (and no, that's not a pun for something sexually transmitted—but do check for that). Even Yankees fans can enjoy that.

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9. The Green Grotto
Named after the horny Capricorn constellation, the Italian island of Capri is an erotic playground where the rich and powerful have chased tasty locals for twenty centuries. On arrival, wait till sunset, then take your date to one of the glowing grottos. Skip the high tides and tourists at the legendary Blue Grotto, an orgy hideaway for Emperor Tiberius that inspired the one in Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion. Instead, try the secluded Green Grotto. According to Greek myths, sexy sirens hid in these caves and lured sailors to their doom—use the grotto's unforgettable fluorescent waters as a sexual weapon, and in the words of Young Hov, your companion too will meet "death” in less than eight seconds.

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8. The Grand Canyon
Considered one of the seven natural wonders of the world, the canyon was created over millions of years, as the Colorado River continuously pounded away at the earth in northern Arizona (See? Geology's hot). It takes a confident dude to drop his trousers before a canyon 277 miles long, up to 18 miles wide, and one mile deep, but man-up and you're in for a gorge-ously good time. Trust. "Spank my ass!” sounds marvelous with the echo effect.

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7. The Paris Hilton
You don't have to be a Greek shipping heir to get lucky at the Paris Hilton. Located adjacent to the Eiffel Tower, this 11-story hotel has 461 rooms, each perfect for filming a sex tape unintended for sale over the Internet. Since Benjamins are anorexic compared to the Euro, scoring in the Paris Hilton will cost approximately $430 U.S. a night. But think of the double entendres. That, for lack of a better term, is hot.

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6. The Dead Sea
You've tried sex swings and foam body wedges—now try floating fornication. The water between Jordan and Israel is six times saltier than the ocean, so dense that you and your woman literally will float at the surface. Shallow waters will allow you to stand while she kicks back with her feet up. When going downtown, not only is it well seasoned, it's 1,300-feet below sea level (get low, get low). The water's high salinity doesn't support life, so there's no need to worry about something squirming its way into your sexcapades. Go ahead, throw salt in your game.

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