Yes, I know this is the same exact Valentine’s card I’ve been giving out for the past two years. Before you all start to complain, remember that the best things in life have timeless appeal. Like this Valentine. Motown.Â Picasso’s paintings.Â The Three Stooges. Hot lesbian action. You know, the classics.
So enjoy your punk ass holiday created to make the folks at HallmarkÂ wealthy, and here’s to everyone getting some much-needed TangÂ on Valentines Day!
What?!Â Who doesn’t love some nice, juicy, refreshing, oh-so-good Tang?! It makes you feel great!