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A Valentine

Yes, I know this is the same exact Valentine’s card I’ve been giving out for the past two years. Before you all start to complain, remember that the best things in life have timeless appeal. Like this Valentine. Motown. Picasso’s paintings. The Three Stooges. Hot lesbian action. You know, the classics.

So enjoy your punk ass holiday created to make the folks at Hallmark wealthy, and here’s to everyone getting some much-needed Tang on Valentines Day!

 

 

Everybody loves Tang! Especially lesbians! 

What?! Who doesn’t love some nice, juicy, refreshing, oh-so-good Tang?! It makes you feel great!

Leon

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