Pasties (paste-ees, n.): Made for the lady who truly has nothing to hide, pasties vary in size and cover the areola. The name comes from the fact that they're literally pasted on, thanks to a liquid latex glue.

Bustier (boos-tee-yay, n.) You must increase her bust? Squeeze your girl into this body-contouring garment meant to slim the waist and enhance the breasts. Then marvel at how her thick frame is transformed into an hourglass.

Teddy (as in bear, n.): This ain't no plush Berenstain toy. A teddy is a mindress that's usually - drum roll - sheer. Perfect for the exhibitionist who's not afraid of lace, embroidery or leather embellishments; even Omarosa would look hot in one of these.

Continue reading this story in the October '06 issue of KING (#36).