Buffie The Bodyâ€¦Jessica Rabbitâ€¦Bonita Applebumâ€¦These nicknames have burned images in your minds like a scathing STD. Grace Garrison is hoping her moniker does the same to all you pervs out there who want something to hold on to. "I had been attempting to come up with a catchy nickname for myself for months,â€ the Midwesterner says. "Initially I was known as â€˜Black Skittle', but some of my fans and friends say that that sounded a bit pornstar-ish [Ed Note: no shit, Sherlock]. Then jokingly one day I called myself Robin THICKâ€”I always capitalize the thick because I am thick as hell. And it stuck!â€ We won't both wondering why that name sounds so familiar, considering the chocolate honey-dip has been sporting her curves since puberty. "I have been built this way since I was very young. Strangers find it hard to believe though.â€ But we believe. Oh do we believe. Now say Grace. - Sean A. Malcolm
Industry Age (you know you have one): 21
Profession: Secretary, novelist, CEO of Femistry Press
Relationship status: Single, unfortunately
Astrological sign: Aries
Favorite Sport: Football
Favorite Movie: Blood Diamond
Favorite Artist: Lil' Wayne and T.I.
Favorite Food: Everything [laughs]â€¦
If you had to choose a favorite food to be naughty with, it would be? Peanut Butter
What's your favorite body part, on yourself and why? My stomach, because I work so hard on it.
With that in mind, what's your moneymaker when taking pics? The booty!
Better First Date: Red Lobster or The Cheesecake Factory? The Cheesecake Factory. I am allergic to shellfish.
Better Second Date: TGI Friday's or Applebee's: TGI Fridays
Sexâ€¦underrated or can't get enough and why? Underrated because of my relationship statusâ€¦.Once again, unfortunately
Tell us a funny, but dirty joke? A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy.â€ "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back.â€ So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole, where the teller gently caresses it. Then he pulls it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blowjob. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?â€ "Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!â€
The person I would most like to meet isâ€¦ Dwayne Wade, I secretly am married to him.
Can you cook? If you can what's your specialty? If not, why? Sure can. My specialty is soul food, smothered pork chops, catfish, greens, stuff like that.
What were you doing five minutes before this interview? Setting up a conference at work.
If you had to sleep with one woman who would it be? Syleena Johnson
What is the most important issue in the world today and why? Single mothers not being able to get any financial assistance from the government because they ACTUALLY have jobsâ€¦
Do you own any adult videos? Of course
If so, what's your favorite title? The entire Sista series
If you don't have a favorite title, what's your favorite type of scene to watch? Girl/girl and girl/girl/girl [laughs]. Don't be alarmed, I'm straight with an appreciation for the female body [laughs].
How old were you when you had your first kiss? Fourteen
When did you know you could be a model? Just recently, about three months ago.
Can we buy you a drink and if so, what kind? My favorite right now is Watermelon Smirnoffâ€¦It sneaks up on you
What's the most creative lie you told to get yourself out of trouble? I am a really bad liar so no answer for this one.
Doing this will get you cutâ€¦ Well the answer is, being a phony or back-stabber. I hate that shit.
What's your preference: Morning Love, a Nooner or a Late Night Get Right? Morning Love! I love going to work feeling great!
On top or on bottom? Bottom
Tell us something your parents don't know about youâ€¦ I'm a model [laughs]!
Underwear or Commando? Commando!
What is the most creative thing you've done to get a guy's attention? Walked passed himâ€¦The booty always gets the attention.
If you don't have a lot of money, you better haveâ€¦A phat ass [laughs]!
What's your fetish? Aggression. I love it when a man is aggressive with me. F*@k me, spank me and pull my hair!
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