Take one shot at Nikki “Hoopzâ€ Alexander, and you’ll swear those Weird Science perverts came out of bargain-bin retirement. Even Flavor Flav couldn’t fight the power. An eligible bachelorette on VH1’a boob-tube catfight Flavor of Love, Hoopz dunked most of her on-screen competition, becoming a finalist in Flav’s quest for wifey. A tight package of perfection, the 23-year-old Detroit dime is a wet dream come true for any man’s man: She’s fond of sports (particularly roundballâ€”she even played half a season in Italy) deft at cooking, and blessed with a 36-24-36 frame. “I think like a dude,â€ says the Italian-black beauty, “but I’m sexy as a mutha.â€ Do believe the hype.
KING: Let’s be realâ€”Flavor Flav is no heartthrob. Either love truly is blind, or you gave the best sightless performance since Jamie became Ray.
Nikki Alexander: [laughs] I really liked him! I knew from the time I met him that we’d be real close. His personality and genuine attitude were attractive from jump. He’s a down-to-earth person, gets along with everyone and is sincere to the mug!
Defense does win games. Say you’re recruiting men at the local court. Can a man’s game abilities determine if he makes the, er, cut?
Hell yeah! If you can move on the court, I’m gonna wonder, “Damn, what else can you do with that body?â€ You can tell a lot about a person sexually through sports. Athletes that play all stiff may be good at their sport, but I bet they’re boring as hell in the bedroom. If you’re covering me with some intensity, the game may be cut short.