Love doctor Beetlejuice, who has had success and gut-wrenching failure (his ex was allegedly into animal sex) with the art of hollering, has penned a manual to avoid getting played on the dating battlefield.

How To Handle A Girl Who Returns To Her Ex…In The Summer

I don't care—if he wants the girl, I can have her. She used to live up in Bayonne, so I know her from back in the day. She don't know what I got; her boyfriend can't touch me. I run the fucking city. He's a nice guy. I told him to go to school and get a doctor. You don't want to do the shit I saw, bro.