If It’s Raining…

This is not an endorsement of Rihanna's new line of umbrellas. While the editors here at KING hate to admit their affection for Rihanna's catchy experiment with pop, this latest attempt at mainstream cachet is about as credible as Jay-Z's endorsement of Heineken Budweiser (as if Mr. Gold Bottle really drinks the King of beers like the rest of blue collar America). Besides, isn't Rihanna from some tropical island where it rains everywhere Neveruary 1? Maybe Island Def Jam's island girl should endorse some bathing suits and let some artists from Seattle tell us what to do in rainy weather.

Listen to the "Umbrella" Remix featuring Chris Brown