Insert Corny Joke Here
I am over here at my desk right now, reminiscing on years past. I know that I'm supposed to be doing actual work right now, but I'm not a machine, dammit! I am a HUMAN BEING, with FEELINGS! If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you set me on fire, do I not scream like a banshee before remembering to stop, drop and roll? My point is, I like to bullsh*t, just like the rest of you readers who are probably here right now, looking at half-naked models on company time.
Now that I got that out of my system, let me get focused again. While reminiscing, I happened to think about about the corny jokes that the kids in the neighborhood used to tell. Jokes like:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know, why?"
"Because Frank Purdue was chasing him!"
"What did the sun do to the R&B superstars?
"I don't know...What?"
"It made KEITH SWEAT and BOBBY BROWN!"
There were always 90's era music jokes like that. Even for one-hit wonders...
"Why did Michele have to go to the Emergency Room?"
"To get rid of that cartoon character voice? I don't know...why?"
"She had something in her heart!"
I guess you have to be an 8 year old to truly appreciate that kind of humor. I'm suprised that I even remember all this foolishness. I know I'm not the only one, though. If you remember any silly jokes from your childhood, or have any that you've heard little kids saying right now, share them in the comments section.
Finally, you're being rewarded for keeping the memory to something with a punchline like "NOT'CHO CHEESE!!!" in your mental storage drive. Plus, I'm sure somebody out there is itching to tell that "Black man, White man, Chinese man" joke you heard on the playground back in 5th grade. I'm done typing. Have at it, people!