Kiss Me I’m Black
First and foremost, this is not an infomercial, so there is noÂ need for alarm.
Â Aww f*ck it. It IS an infomercial, but it's a damned entertaining one! So keep reading and don't make me have to slap the sh*t out you.
Â I mean it. Slap slobber out you, kid!
Â Now, on to business. I've been selling shirts over on my www.ListenToLeon.net site for awhile now, but the only ones I had in my own posession were the ones with the word "n*gga" in them(ex: Justin N*ggalake, NWP: N*ggaz With Perms, etc...). Since I can only wear those to places like bars and clubs, I haven't been able to do the free advertising thing and walk around town in them.
However, I am testing out this shirt right here at this very moment, and I must say, the reactions have been quite positive!
For real, I've already had three people attempt to kiss me, and one lady offered me a B.J.!
Then again...maybe she said "Have a nice day", but it kinda sounded like "You want a B.J.?" I'll give my shirt the benefit of the doubt.
To see what one looks like from a camera that's NOT sh*tty, or to order your own, click here.
Â Oh yeah, vote for www.listentoleon.net in the Black Weblog Awards! I am a finalist, and I intend to be the first two-time winner in the Best Humor Blog category! Also, vote for The Smoking Section and Dr. Marc Lamont Hill's blogs as well. I want this to be the "Award Winning" King Magazine columnists section!