You all know we're here to fulfill fantasies here at KING, but after sitting down with junior high school teacher Ms. Walker a.k.a. Nyna Black, we realized we have yet to see our disciplinarian teacher dream come to fruition. "I'm definitely not trying to serve any time,” Nyna chuckles. "The staff members would give me sweet compliments and buy me lunch from time to time but I don't get laid where I get paid, so I never let it go to that level with anyone.” So much for that idea, but the hallways informed us there is one way we can earn extra credit points from the artist, other than the standard apple on the desk. "Stay after school for detention and after I close the door, we'll talk about it face to face.” Class dismissed!


Age:
26

Height: 5'5

Weight: 137

Profession: School Teacher, Tattoo/Body Pierce Apprentice, Model, and Artist

Relationship status: Happily single

Measurements: 34DDD-26-40

Favorite Sport: Football

Favorite Movie: The Color Purple

Favorite Artist: Salvador Dali! When it comes to music, though, Nickelback, Jeezy, Jill Scott and a little bit of everyone.

Favorite Food: Anything I cook

Astrological sign? Sagitaurius

What's your favorite body part and why?
My Breasts! ‘Cause I just love them, and they're my little "midgets.” I've been wearing a bra since 4th grade and they've been getting bigger ever since.

McDonald's or Burger King? Burger King

Sleep or sex?
Both lets go right to sleep afterwards!

Tell us a funny, but dirty joke?
There were three frogs in the pond and they were arrested for blowing bubbles. When the police arrested them he asked their names and the first one said, "my name is Frog,” the second one said "my name is Froggy Frog,” and the third one said, "my name is Bubbles.” Get it [laughs]?

The person I would most like to meet is…
Oprah

Can you cook? If you can what's your specialty? If not, why?
Yes and I love to cook any type of American cuisine but my lasagna is that deal.

What were you doing five minutes before this interview?
Myspacing

If you had to sleep with one woman who would it be?
Janet Jackson

What is the most important issue in the world today and why?
The lack of education our Black children are receiving in the school systems.

Do you own any adult videos? No, but I watch them.

How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Sixteen, to my God brother…I was practicing.

When did you know you could be a model?
A few months ago

Can we buy you a drink and if so, what kind? Sure a glass of White Z

Ever had a one-night stand?
Yes

Have you ever told a lie?
To keep myself from getting in trouble

If I ruled the world, I would… Put black professionals in charge of every major business enterprise.

Doing this will get you cut…
Stealing from me!

Lights on or lights off? Lights dim

The biggest misconception about me is… That I don't have a college degree

Tell us something your parents don't know about you…
They know everything—we have a close relationship.

Preferred type of underwear:
None

What is the most creative thing a guy has said or done to approach you?
Nobody has ever done anything creative.

If you don't have a lot of money, you better have… A great sense of humor and a few investments...they equal out to be money.

What's your fetish?
I have an oral fixation [laughs].

**You can see Nyna's learning curve at www.myspace.com/nynablack**

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