Naughty boy Mase
mistress' orders "If Mase wants to play around with spirituality for publicity, he should take a long, spiritually enlightening weekend with some Catholic choir boys who have been schooled in worshipful discipline by perverted priests. Thy rod and thy staff, they will comfort Mase.”

Naughty boy Brad Pitt
mistress' orders "Brad Pitt has already paid his dues with the torture he must have endured as Jennifer Blandiston's man. Has anyone watched Friends? The woman is the epitome of vanilla. If he's lucky, Angelina will tie him up and make him feel like a man.”

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