SCENE: Getting Ass On Alderran
EPISODE II: Attack Of The Clones

Flowers and candy our ass. Young Anakin Skywalker impresses Princess Amidala by moving objects with his mind while on her home turf, Alderran. Moved by his telekinetic powers, a turned on Amidala allows the young super Jedi to apply The Force in other areas.

SCENE: Princess Leia Almost Slobs A Blob
EPISODE VI: Return of the Jedi

Rockin' a steel bikini number, Leia is turned into an intergalactic stripper who Jabba has a sweet tooth for. Hence, the pile of cellulite tries to steal a lil' tongue action. For months, young bucks nationwide are turned off by the act of tongue kissing.