The Haps: 01.07.08 Edition

- Falcon May Fly The Coup Early: Michael Vick Back For 2009 NFL Season?

- Katt Williams Bombs At Show, Then Give Refunds

- Bar-oke Obama: Just Seven Years Ago Senator Had A Declined Debit

- Wildcard Wins: Giants Buck Tampa Bay, San Diego Conquers Titans

- Dr. Phil Cancels Britney Spears Episode, Singers Problems Are Too Intense

- XXL Editor-In-Chief Elliott Wilson Fired

- Mariah Carey Throws Darts At J. Lo

- Clemens Strikes Back: Sues Steroid Accuser For Defamation

- Do Monkeys Pay For Sex?