The Haps: 03.17.08 Edition

- Congrats To Halle: Actress Gives Birth To Baby Girl

- Somebody Please Tell DMX Who Barack Obama Is

- Manifest Destiny: "Kristen" Gets $250,000 Offer To Take Her, Um, Skills Out West--To Nevada's Bunny Ranch

- Houston Rockets Continue Amazing Win Streak, Defeat Lakers In 22nd Straight Victory

- Iowa Delegates--Formerly Pledged To Primary-Dropout John Edwards--Slide Over To Obama

- New York Times Breaks Down Notorious Movie's Pre-Production

- Jimmy Henchman Denies LA Times' Tupac Shooting Allegations

- Denver Nuggets Put Up League Season High 168 Points In 'W' Over Seattle Supersonics