- All you so-called conscious conspiracists can just quit trying to connect the dots between the Geico Cavemen and race.

- Wal-Mart does not play.

- The city of St. Louis not torn apart because Huey and Nelly don't like each other.

- Kelly Rowland once wanted to be white chocolate.

- Beyonce's still "the best".

- Jessica Alba has no more Cash.

- For those who have fat friends, be careful, a new study found it could be contagious.