The Return of Urkel
You may have expected him to follow the path of other child stars and do porn (*cough* Jaimee Foxworth *cough*) or commit manslaughter (*cough* Todd Bridges *cough*), but Urkel is actually doing alright for himself. According to Cinematical, Jaleel White has written a romantic comedy called Did You Get My Text, which will be turned into a flick by My Big Fat Greek Wedding director Joel Zwick. We'd love to clown him, but we give Myrtle Urkel credit for holding his own in Hollywood. In fact, we're so proud of him we're going to do a celebration dance.