WEB GIRL OF THE YEAR
The last time we here at KING conducted our Web Girl of the Year competition, Dubya was still running amok in Washington, our current president was still being referred to as a senator, and you were still defiantly updating your MySpace pages even though Facebook was clearly the Alpha Dog of social networking. Needless to say, it's definitely been a long time coming.
Why the three year layoff? With the World Wide Web (yes, we just used that phrase) running our lives on a 24/7 basis, there's a vast platform for an infinite number of booties and beautiesâ€”especially the ones that flood our inbox and Twitter page (@KINGMagazine, suckas!)â€”to show off their, um, credentials. With that, let it be known that it was a daunting task for our crack squad to sift through potential candidates to find this tasty trio worthy of the distinction of being our fifth Web Girl of the Year. And it's a job we sacrifice our time watching Jersey Shore doing for you. You're welcome.
NAME: NIKKI B.
ETHNICITY: Puerto Rican & African-American
HOMETOWN: Bronx, NYÂ
NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: 1,165
KING: We love a good catfight, but even though we're not trying to start no mess, this is a competition.Â So what sets you a part from your other two opponents?Â
NIKKI: When you're the star you just shine.
Care to elaborate on that?
When you're the star you just shine.
Okayâ€¦moving on. We know you wanted to throw a couple of side eyes to the others while on set.
No one was catty or acting like a diva. Everyone knew their place and did their part. I did wish that the person who gave wardrobe my sizes, gave them correctly. Small bras hurt the boobs you know.
We're sure they do. But they sure produce beautiful muffin tops on the upper body, wouldn't you agree? Since we're on the subject, how would you describe your body?
Again with the short, non-descriptive answers, huh?
A woman's body can do many things. It's appeasing to both sexes of the human species. We can also create new life. That's phenomenal.
NAME: YARIS SANCHEZ
HOMETOWN: Washington Heights, New York
NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS: 16,000
KING: You're pretty excited to be in the running for Web Girl of the Year, aren't you?
YARIS: It feels great and well deserved. I've gotten most of my popularity over the Internet through blogs and websites, so I'm very Google-able, if that's a word [laughs].
Anything can be considered a word nowadays, yahnahmean? What makes you a fixture on the popular search engine?
Well like I said, I'm all over so many blogs and forums on the Internet. I also have over 30 fake pages on the web, all over the social networks. People steal my pictures and pretend to be me. Why would anybody want to be me [laughs]?
Maybe because they're envious of your taut body? What would you describe it as?
A very curvaceous body.
Agreed. What do you feel grabs the most attention from men and women, alike?
My booty always because it's big, I guess [laughs].
Modesty gets you nowhere.
People always stop me to compliment my body. Then they see my face and go crazy. How crazy? What was the most over the top thing someone has done to try and get your digits?
I was walking around my neighborhood and some guy just collapsed to the floor and pretended to be sick in front of me, in the middle of the street. He said I gave him a heart attack [laughs].
NAME: SHENEKA ADAMS
HOMETOWN: Athens, GA
NUMBER OF FOLLOWERS:Â 25,000 ("and growing!â€)
KING: What makes you stand out from other web models?
SHENEKA: I can take a camera phone picture and gladly post it without photo shopping it.
That definitely a talent.
I'm comfortable with who I am. I'm an all-natural exhibitionist, who takes chances at everything. And I never lose at anything.
Sounds like you're confident you'll win. So what sets you a part from the other models in this competition?
I take this very serious. Like I said before I never lose.
The new followers you attain on Twitter will soon learn that you are an avid contributor to #TittyTuesday and #ThongThursdayâ€”even displaying your D's and thong pictures as content. Is this something you created?
Well, this girl named @MsPanamaBomb started it and honestly I don't really put my photos up there. Sometimes I will but most times I don't.
That's a letdown.
Twitter to me is my reality show so #TittyTuesday and #ThongThursday is just another episode. It's for entertainment purposes. I get e-mails from people all the time saying I make their day, and the homies in jail appreciate it.
Wait, dudes on lockdown have access to Twitter? Nevermind, continue.
As far as any more hashtags, nah, I will just do those two and leave it at that. I don't want to offend all my female followers [laughs].