Wednesday’s Haps

- Beyonce pulls a Michelle and busts her a** on stage, then asks for mercy.

- Looks like the NYPD pulled the uh-oh when they arrested Lil Wayne. (Plus more on Ja Rule's arrest)

- R. Kelly wants to stay in the closet, plans to make more installments with a DVD.

- But CourtTV might want to make a DVD of Kelly's jury selection, which began yesterday.

- Vh1 might want to put a 10-minute tape delay on the Flavor Flav roast.

- Jay-Z might leave the island soon.