A Thousand Words for Nick Cannon

We thought Nick caught the biggest 'L' ever back in '05, when he and Christina Milian called their two-year relationship quits. But since, he's pulled a stronger lineup than Team USA, choosing Selita Ebanks, Kim Kardashian, and most recently Mariah Carey as arm candies. As his impending marriage with Mimi is just hitting press, we're betting they'll be splitsville before Labor Day. What do y'all think of the new new couple, and, more importantly, how is Mr. Wild 'N Out baggin' so many dimes?