Act Wrong
10. Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer
The only woman Wilt Chamberlain didn't brag about going one on one with. BTW, Grace: Carl Lewis wants his haircut back.
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9. Rebecca Romijn in The Punisher
The former Mrs. Stamos should stick to the blue latex body paint to mask her acting.
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8. Vida Guerra in Dorm Daze 2
In this sequel to the campus comedy, Guerra plays a virgin aboard a cruise ship. Talk about a stretch.
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7. Charlize Theron in Aeon Flux
This was like giving Trinity from The Matrix her own movie but hiring Flavor Flav to write the script and Beetlejuice to direct.
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6. Penelope Cruz in Blow
The worst Hispanic accent since Al Pacino in Scarface. Problem is, she's actually from Spain.
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5. Tyra Banks in Coyote Ugly
Overacting, preening facial expressions and a copious dash of narcissism: pretty accurate foreshadowing for her talk show.
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4. Cindy Crawford in Fair Game
Her mole does a better job of emoting.
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3. Garcelle Beauvais in Wild Wild West
Thought it would be for Models Inc., right?
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2. Cameron Diaz in Any Given Sunday
Thought it would be for Gangs of New York, right?
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1. Halle Berry in Gothika
Thought it would be for any movie post-Monster's Ball, right?