Have you ever woken up one morning after a night of drinking and found a skinny Nickelodean kid in the buck next to you?
It happens…I woke up in a Jacuzzi and had no idea how I got there. That was too many tequilas in Cancun.

Hold up—threesomes are not bad for the soul. Maybe your wallet, depending on the hourly rate, but not your soul.
If you're interested in that kind of thing, that's something different. But if your relationship is good, bringing in another person doesn't make it any better. Even my guy friends tell me their girls want to be in threesomes and then she just wants to be with the girl and they get upset.