Despite the suspect title of R. Kelly's episodic musical drama, the Pied Piper of R&B has got us hooked once again. After seemingly liquefying an entire season of Desperate Housewives and splattering it all over that hypnotic, unremitting melody, Kellz bundles all 22 video chapters of "Trapped In The Closet” for this beastly deluxe edition DVD set. Bonus goodies including live performances, exclusive commentary and an interactive trivia game make this a must-have for soap opera stans. Our advice: Don't stash this stocking stuffer the same place you hide your mistress. Just saying.
-John Kennedy

(Available 12/11 at Best Buy / Cost: $29.99)