Mel B. Does NOT Win Dancing With The Stars

Tuesday night's finale for the fifth season of Dancing With The Stars looked like no contest. Some Indy car driver named Helio Castroneves versus Eddie Murphy's baby mama, Mel B, who had accumulated the highest points total throughout the entire competition and easily had the best body on television throughout the season's 10 weeks. Yet, in the end, that Indy guy won, and Mel B. was in a word, robbed. How could this be? We don't know, and honestly, we don't care because with the video clips we posted below of Mel B.'s moves in that post-pregnancy body, the real winners are us.