Monday’s Haps
- Is this what they mean when life imitates art?
- Only on 24, can we have a black president and now, a female president.
- Does this mean Russell Simmons loves dogs more than black people?
- According to 50 Cent, shooting the rapper is only okay in real life, not on the internet.
- There was almost an Ike Turner Day in St. Louis. No, really.
- Slate magazine examines all the new BET reality shows.
- R. Kelly, IFC network, trapped in the closet together.