Remember The “Sho Mo No” Rule
King Magazine readers: In keeping with the pimpish tone of the Tariq "King Flexâ€ Nasheed article on the front of the main page, I figured I'd pass on another time honored gem passed down from playboy to playboy, generation to generation. Today, my friends, I ask you to always remember the "Sho Mo No" rule. That is, never give up SHO' ass, for MO' ass, or you'll end up with NO ass.
It's the truth. The fastest way to get from Point A to Point B is to go in a straight line. No need to zig-zag around and leave things up to fate. To steal another old school quote, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Or something like that. I'm too lazy to go look it up and see if I said it right. Ah well. F*ck it.
I am NOT however, too lazy to do something nice and help y'all out real quick. I made a power point flow chart, illustrating the "Sho Mo No" rule. I saw this done somewhere recently on another sex-related topic, and thought to myself, "Why not apply it to the 'Sho Mo No' rule?" Either way, print it out and put it in your pocket as a reminder so that you adhere to it next time you're out on the town. Click here or on the image for the full-sized chart