The Haps: 02.27.08 Edition

- Sittin' In The Pen: Mystikal Is Denied Parole

- Kobe Bryant And The Lakers Torch Portland Blazers For 9th Straight Win

- Bow Wow To Play A Wannabe Thug In Indie Film. No, It's Not A Biopic

- Chicago Rapper Kid Sister Inks A Record Deal With Downtown Records

- After Stepping Down As Phat Farm CEO In November, Russell Simmons Founds New Menswear Collection: Russell Simmons Argyle Culture

- Green Lantern Chops It Up With Complex About Squashed 50 Cent Beef