Thursday’s Haps

- No C.P. Time Here: R. Kelly Gets To Court Early, Um, Almost

- The Knicks Beat LeBron And The Cavs, Pistons Drop The Celtics

- Just Under A Month After His Retirement, Saigon Returns To Rap

- She Speaks The Truth: Ms. Puerto Rico's Pepper Spray Claims Confirmed

- Mayweather Tries To Get Back On Good Terms With Little People

- Terrell Owens Goes In On Jessica Simpson, Then, Apologizes

- Curt Shilling Calls Out Roger Clemens Over Steroid Allegations