Thursday’s Haps
- All you so-called conscious conspiracists can just quit trying to connect the dots between the Geico Cavemen and race.
- The city of St. Louis not torn apart because Huey and Nelly don't like each other.
- Kelly Rowland once wanted to be white chocolate.
- Beyonce's still "the best".
- Jessica Alba has no more Cash.
- For those who have fat friends, be careful, a new study found it could be contagious.