Friday Haps

---- Tony Parker makes it official with his desperate housewife, Eva Longoria.

--- Before Al Gore goes saving the earth, he might want to deal with this inconvenient truth.

--- The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, has always supported Hillary Clinton, but we doubt this is the way to do it.

--- Parents, be careful what you name your kids, lest you want this to happen to them.

--- Ladies, Prince would appreciate it if you came to his concerts smelling like 3121?

--- Maybe Dave Chappelle will let Wayne Brady sleep on the couch.

--- Michael Jackson might say never again to Neverland and hello to the beautiful state of Maryland, where there are a lot of trees.

--- While there is still a search going on for Kim Porter, Diddy claims everything is fine.

--- The problem is, you let Mr. Rogers raise your kids.

--- If you ask us, we thought YouTube beef was a good idea, but apparently, Slate doesn't think so.