Turbulence!

Kevin Hart

("NaShawn,” airplane owner who earned his start-up money by getting sucked down an airline toilet. Seriously)

The bland, unfunny Hart co-hosted the 2004 Source Awards, which was BET's second highest rated program of 2004. The comic is currently filming Dying For Dolly, receiving second billing to seasoned thespian Usher Raymond.

Method Man

("Muggsy,” NaShawn's cousin who looks like, acts like and is Method Man—except for the purple headband)

Only Democrats in Congress had a worse 2004 than the Ticallion Stallion. That Method & Red sitcom made In The House look like Seinfeld and was canceled midseason. Making matters worse, his long-awaited third album, Tical 0: The Prequel, did Master Killer numbers.