Vida Guerra is unbelievable. Seriously. For one, who is going to buy that this sun-kissed siren is a virgin? Well, that's the illusion she tried to sell in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2. As a hopeless romantic named Violet, she rocks the boat spreading celibacy on a cruise ship, leaving the audience wondering whether she went all the way. Then she nabs a trophy at Spike TV's 2006 Video Game Awards for best performance by a human female as one of Tony Montana's mistresses in Scarface: The World Is Yours. As if playing a beautiful, edgy seductress were a stretch for the Cuban-born video vet. Then she jacks A Tribe Called Quest's "Find A Way” for her self-titled debut CD and demurely confesses, "I'm not Céline Dion or anything. I don't even call it rapping; it's a sexy flow.”

It's clear she won't be asking for any ghostwriting help from her rap nemesis, The Game: In a less-flattering version of the Notorious B.I.G.'s "Dreams,” the Compton MC throws Vida under the bus. While she easily brushes the dirt off her shoulders, only a dummy would believe she's not gonna enjoy the sound of revenge. - Jerry L. Barrow

KING Even in a bikini you manage to piss off the censors. What made you finally bare it all for Playboy?
Vida Guerra
They had asked me three times, and a few months before the last time, supposedly my phone was hacked into, and there were pictures out there. Some were mine and some weren't, so I got a little upset about the situation. They were making such a big deal about it that I said, "I might as well take Playboy up on their offer and do it in a nice, classy, tasteful way since everyone is so curious to see how I look in my birthday suit.”

The below-the-waist ones were somebody else?

For sure. I have a beauty mark that tells. You can compare the real thing with the picture, and it's like, "Nah.” You can't see it in the Playboy spread 'cause there is no open-crotch [shot].

Go on…
If I wear underwear, you can see it. One is below my navel and the other is in my inner thigh.

You said you did Playboy because phone pics got out. If a home video of you pops up on the 'Net, will you be calling Seymore Butts to disprove it?
Oh, hell naw. Nobody has that. If they got it, they did it without my knowledge.

So who was the lucky perv who took the actual pics with you smiling?
Those were self-portraits. I was dating somebody at the time, and it was a long-distance thing.

Oh, so you're the perv. These days, how does somebody get into your Fave 5?
It's tough. I'm not anti-relationship, but lately I don't want to go out. I haven't dated anyone in three months. If someone wants to hang
with me I bring other people. I don't want it to be a one-on-one thing.

**For more never-before-seen pictures of Vida, a one-of-a-kind tribute to Biggie, and the hottest photos and stories, look out for the May '07 issue. On newsstands everywhere, March 13.