Web Girl of the Week: Christine Bax

Name: Christine Bax

Age: 22

Height: 5'7”

Weight: 145

MySpace: myspace.com/lumpkins

Relationship Status: Taken. Sorry, guys!

Measurements: 34-30-40

Favorite Movie: I love horror and sci-fi movies…right now I love the movie The Golden Compass

Favorite Artist: Michael Jackson

Favorite Food: Anything New Orleans-style!

Astrological Sign: Aries

What's your favorite body part and why? My waist, because it is petite compared to the rest of my body and it gives me an hourglass shape!

McDonald's or Burger King? Neither, I don't like fast food

Sleep or sex? I need my beauty sleep!

Tell us a funny, but dirty joke? Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks. The first vampire asks for blood. The second vampire asks for blood. The third vampire asks for some hot water. The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else,” he asks. "Because,” says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea.”

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The person I would most like to meet is… someone who can give me a badass massage.

Can you cook? I'll make you any kind of breakfast or dessert you can think of…not so great with dinner...

If you had to sleep with one woman who would it be? LOL…Stacey Dash…F.Y.I. I'm totally straight.

What is the most important issue in the world today and why? The corruption of government, and the weakening of societal morals and standards.

Do you own any adult videos? HECK no

How old were you when you had your first kiss? I really was 12. No one wanted to kiss me in grade school…LOL.

Can we buy you a drink and if so, what kind? Chilled patron shot, don't forget the salt and lime!

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Ever had a one-night stand? No

Have you ever told a lie? NEVER!! Just kidding, of course I've lied. Not too good at it, though.

Did you just lie about having or not having a one-night stand? Nah…I don't ever get wasted enough to go home with someone I don't know.

If I ruled the world, I would… end world hunger and famine. Hierarchy would cease to exist and everyone would be equal.

Doing this will get you cut… talk crap about my family, raise your voice at me, or cut in front of me in line.

Lights on or lights off? LOL…depends on how lazy or tired I am to get up and turn them off or on

The biggest misconception about me is… that I'm too nice.

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Tell us something your parents don't know about you… I'm a good singer

Preferred type of underwear? Thong

What is the most creative thing a guy has said or done to approach you? I'm a manager at a bar, so I can't really ignore people. One man was following me around the bar for a while, and I already knew that he was trying to hit on me. So I guess he got tired of me walking the other way and started yelling "OUCH, OWWWW!!” and was bent over like someone had kicked him in the knee or something. I asked him if he was ok, and he said, "Yeah, can I order a drink from you? What's your name? You're really beautiful…” Again, I stand defeated. It was VERY LAME, however he DID get my undivided attention for a second!

If you don't have a lot of money, you better have… people skills

What's your fetish? Badass sports cars!!

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