Web Girl of the Week: Courtney StarrBurst

Myspace: myspace.com/courtneystarrburst

Profession: Makeup artist to the stars! And by "stars" I mean regular people in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

Relationship Status: Single, but I'm about to fall in love. I'm just frontin'...

Measurements: 34D-26-41 on a good day. With a padded bra. And a really tight belt.

Favorite Sport: None

Favorite Movie: Coming to America

Favorite Artist: Lauryn Hill

Favorite Food: Well, I don't want to say chicken, so I'll say chocolate cake. But if I wanted to say chicken, it would be chicken. Fried.

Astrological Sign: Gemini

What body part of yours attracts the most attention? Face or butt. It depends on the angle.

Now, what would you like people to be attracted to? My mouth. I talk a lot. A whole lot. This could have been a one word answer. Yet I'm still...

McDonald's or Burger King? Wendy's! Give me a large number 6 with cheese, 5-piece nuggets, chocolate M&M frosty and a water, please.

Sleep or sex? Sleep...

Tell us a funny, but dirty joke. Don't know any...

The person I would most like to meet is (Without saying Oprah, Michelle Obama and President Obama)? Jay Z! If I could...just...touch...the hem of his garment...

Can you cook? If so, what's your specialty? Ummm...a little. I make a MEAN tuna sandwich!

What were you doing five minutes before this interview? Devoured a whole canister of raw almonds. I'm trying to get my fiber up, ya know?

If you had to sleep with one woman who would it be? Uh...

What is the most important issue in the world today and why? Compassion. People don't care about one another. So much could be solved if folks gave a flying [banana] about each other.

Do you own any adult videos? No! I accidentally caught a glimpse of some naughty sex footage and was traumatized for a week. No. Thanks.

How old were you when you had your first kiss and paint us the picture? I have never been kissed (in case my dad sees this).

When did you know you could be a model? When I started doing makeup for model photo shoots and realized there were NO requirements! [Laughs] Just kidding...but seriously.

Can we buy you a drink and if so, what kind? No need...I make these Awesome Sauce slushies at home with ice, strawberry daiquiri mix, Green Apple Schnapps, Green Apple vodka, and ginger ale. My mouth is watering and I got a little brain freeze just thinking about 'em!

Ever had a one-night stand? Bruh...

Have you ever told a lie? Nope.

Did you just lie about having or not having a one-night stand? Broham...

If I ruled the world, I would... Abolish Twitter jail. If you don't know what that is, we can't be friends because you don't understand my LIFE!

Doing this will get you cut: Touching me without permission. I'M FED UP!!! ;:-[ Can you even use emoticons in interviews? [Ed Note: Uh...no...]

Lights on or lights off? On! I like to see what I'm reading.

The biggest misconception about me is... Well, apparently I am smarter than I look. I find myself having to check people for underestimating my brain powers. There is probably a grammatical error in this answer waiting to destroy my LIFE with irony, but I have gone cross-eyed trying to find it.

Tell us something your parents don't know about you? IS THIS A SET-UP!?!?!? MOM?!?!?!!

Preferred type of underwear? Any pair that isn't too small. I've had far too many bad days behind a pair of too small panny drawz. Thongs look the best though.

What is the most creative thing a guy has said or done to approach you? The guy who helped push my car through the Chik Fil A drive thru, when it broke down right after he handed me my milkshake, was pretty charming. I'd have given him my heart. Had he asked. :-/>

If you don't have a lot of money, you better have... An EBT card.

What's your fetish? I don't think I have one. Forgive me if you're bored *shrugs*

BONUS QUESTION: What is the origin behind your name? People say I'm really sweet and juicy...

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