1 Allen Iverson
The Answer isn't on this list for his do-rags. Wearing a throwback under a leather jacket is as indefensible as his carry—er, crossover.

2 Rasheed Wallace
One flew over the cuckoo's nest and landed in the NBA. His headphones the size of dinner plates, fake wrestling belt and that crazy grin beg to be accessorized with a straitjacket.

3 Tim Duncan
With more plaid than granny's kitchen tablecloth, the reigning NBA Finals MVP has a wardrobe as fundamentally sound (i.e. boring) as his game.