The Haps: 04.02.08 Edition

- Jay-Z And Beyonce Finally Tie The Knot?*

- Study: Sneakerheads Tend To Have More Leadership Qualities

- Marlin Money: Yankees' A-Rod Will Make More Than The Florida Marlins' Entire Roster This Year

- T.I.'s House Arrest Is More Like A Curfew

- Sign Of Relief: Knicks Hire Walsh As Team President, Isiah Thomas' Fate Up In The Air

*We're Still In Denial About This One