---- Tony Parker makes it official with his desperate housewife, Eva Longoria.
--- The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, has always supported Hillary Clinton, but we doubt this is the way to do it.
--- Parents, be careful what you name your kids, lest you want this to happen to them.
--- Ladies, Prince would appreciate it if you came to his concerts smelling like 3121?
--- Maybe Dave Chappelle will let Wayne Brady sleep on the couch.
--- Michael Jackson might say never again to Neverland and hello to the beautiful state of Maryland, where there are a lot of trees.
--- The problem is, you let Mr. Rogers raise your kids.