The Armand de Brignac Midas

Who says bigger isn't better? The luxury champagne Armand de Brignac, or Ace of Spades to the hip, revealed their latest creation, the Midas. The French-based company's ambitious project is the largest champagne in the world, boasting astronomical stats, most notably its 30-liter vessel. When you do the math on this, 40 normal sized 750ml bottles of the Armand de Brignac equals the massive Midas.

Here's hoping the opulent baller who drops $100,000 on the metallic bottle, as one anonymously did at Las Vegas' XS nightclub recently at a UFC 125 after-party, does their P90X on the regular since the Midas weighs 100 pounds. We dare you to try doing the Pitsy Shuffle with this behemoth in one hand.