The Haps: 03.05.08 Edition

- Hillary Clinton Keeps Afloat With Crucial Primary Wins In Ohio And Texas...

- Meanwhile, John McCain Wins Republican Nomination

- Snoop Dogg To Host "Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack Match" At Wrestlemania XXIV

- Dirk Nowitzki To Miss A Game After Flooring Utah Jazz's Andrei Kirilenko

- Janet Jackson Tops This Week's Billboard Charts With 181,000 Records Sold

- Oakland Raiders Defensive Tackle Warren Sapp Announces His Retirement